Struggles Every Kampala Woman Has Experienced

Let's face it ladies, being a woman can be AWKWARD sometimes and I'm not talking about when you have to go in a public place. We're not going to touch that one. 

1. The pain that is wanting to look sexy in skinny jeans but not being able to safely put on skinny jeans.

What are these? Jeans for ants?

2. Having a period.

Would you like to bleed through a crevice for DAYS? I didn’t think so.

3. Worrying about camel toes.

It is nearly inescapable.

4. Trying to figure out makeup.

What is “contouring”…?!?!?!?!?

5. And, if you decide not to wear makeup, being told you look ‘tired.’

Yeah, I’m tired, real tired of your BULLSHIT.

6. Wearing high heels, and pretending that it doesn’t hurt like HELL.

7. Participating in any sort of movement while also having breasts.

8. Not being able to take our shirts off when we’re BOILING.

Oh, don’t mind me, just dripping sweat all over the sidewalks.

9. Having to lug a purse around in order to account for all the things we might need.

10. Having to deal with ~emotions.~

Wanna have a good day? TOO BAD LOL! — Hormones

11. Having a time limit on when you can have biological children.

Thanks, life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12. Constantly being asked when you’re going to get married / have kids.

13. Getting paid less than non-ladies.

14. And, dealing with the struggle of being so. damn. FABULOUS.

We don’t need anyone to crown us in order for us to be QUEENS.