I Will Roast My Private Parts; Eat THE BEAN If Museveni Wins Presidential Elections — MUK Professor

Dr. Stella Nyanzi: I will roast clitoris if Museveni wins the presidential elections.

I Will Roast My Private Parts; Eat THE BEAN If Museveni Wins Presidential Elections — MUK Professor
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It`s crazy how ladies in Museveni’s regime have been empowered that they’re free do things the way they wish! Let it be – going naked in public to marrying fellow women and now to roasting Vaginas and eat them! I must say, sometimes things happen or are said that make me think!

Well, Dr. Stella Nyanzi, a research fellow at Makerere Institute of Social Research (MISR) has today come out and told the public of how she will roast her clitoris if Museveni wins the presidential elections.

Here is exactly, what she has said:

If Museveni wins the presidential elections in February 2016, I will slowly remove my panties, sit by my burning charcoal-stove, roast my clitoris crunchy black, and use the burnt piece as a crayon to colour the Ugandan flag all black. In case the head of the electoral commission announces that Museveni is going to lead Uganda for five more years, I will get my hoe, carefully dig out my nipples from each breast, pound them into a red bloody paint to highlight the constitutional articles that raped presidential term limits out of our land. If the ballot swings in Museveni's favour, I will gently cut up my skull, yank my brains out of my head, put them in a white papyrus kikapu, take them to the House of Parliament, and nail them to the high ceiling of that powerful shrine. If Museveni wins this presidential election, I swear to God, I will pull out my fallopian tubes, ovaries and uterus, make them into a beautiful necklace and sell them wrapped in the national flag to the lowest bidder on e-bay. Where is the pride and honour in being a Ugandan citizen ruled for over thirty years by the same man?

What do you think of this woman!

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