There is nothing like Romance in UNIVERSITY and I’ll tell you why
1. No sex in the bathroom because there is no tub, there’s a guy outside waiting for you to finish & the last guy forgot his underwear
2. No matter how much you try to love her, there’ll always be that rich dude who has a Flat TV and very expensive playhouse in his room and buys her stuff
3. Only sex styles you can use are missionary & reverse missionary, or your room mate will wake up and tell you to stop shaking the bed.
4. You can’t make sounds of passion during coitus because there’ll be like 100 ninjas on dry spell fighting for a peek through your keyhole.
5. Other than the weekly ka quarter, your diet is dominated by kales &, you can’t kiss someone’s daughter with a mouth reeking of beans.
6. She got no time for you when she busy killing 3 birds with 1 stone; screwing the lecturer for grades, money & semi-romantic getaways.
7. No ninja got time for a girl because on weekdays it’s FIFA + assignments, on Sato its FIFA + getting drunk + EPL & Sunday its Movies + EPL + FIFA.
9. You can’t trust these females son. The average campus girl sleeps with 7 men, acquires 3 STDs and aborts twice in one academic year.
10. As a man you are broke, you are ugly, you’re skinny. Romance is not even worth trying, the latest amber rose pics are your only friend.
