Kampala girls are an interesting bunch. They want a man who take them to Serena for lunch and Dubai for shopping yet she lives in a single room and owns three pairs of bra.
If you’re a man, my advice is to keep away from such women because you will spend and might end up not smashing. Want to get laid easy without a hustle, there a certain Kampala girls you should be aiming for:
1.Campus Chics
They are basic in nature. First impressions really matter to them. Just hire a car for 2 days, pick her up from her hostel room in campus and take her to chicken inn or java at garden city. Later on the night, take her to Gunvnor and believe me give you the goods in the car.
2.House Maids
I wouldn’t advocate for maids always but they come in handy when you’re going through a dry spell. Buy her cheap perfume from Owino market, call her darling and she will open her legs fast.
3.Church Girls
This means you will have to start going to church. Join a youth group. There are Kampala girls who are really desperate to get laid but their self-righteous veil won’t allow them. Church girls are easy target and there is no competition.
4.The hopeless romantic
These are kind of chics that watch soaps 7 days in a week. They will be flipping from NTV to WBS to keep up with Alehandro. Be romantic, take her out and compliment her always.
5.Kardashian wannabes
So many Kampala girls want to be Kim Kardashian. They are all obsessed with big booty and taking selfies wherever they go. Coming closer home, Zari Hassan might have just inspired a new breed of girls. They change men more often than clothes. If you’re the aggressive type, getting laid with these kind of women is a walk in the park.
6.The guzzlers
I know many Ugandan men have met this kind of women. They are the reason men go to bars. All you need is a chemical war fare and you will be taking her home later in the night. Round after round and your stories will continue in her bed.
7.Muyenga Girls
These are the rich and spoiled Kampala girls. However much they claim to be “sophisticated”, they are yearning for adventure. They rarely interact with men. Take a walk in the evening around Muyenga and you may just bump into one.
8.The thirsty type
They pretend they are tired of men and they have this aura of self-immersion. In most cases than not, this kind of women are having esteem issues. Toy with her emotions and she will strip without asking.
9.Career woman
They don’t have time for anything apart from their jobs. This type of Kampala chic goes out once in a while and they have needs too. Relationships are out of question. They just need a no-strings-attached kind of arrangement.
10.Cougars
By cougars I mean beautiful married women. Maybe her husband is lazy in bed yet she is just 30 years of age. Such kind of women need the adrenaline rush which be found in young energetic men. Still wondering where to search for Kampala girls?
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