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Below we bring you the most interesting and funniest African proverbs we've google, binged and yahooed .. if that is even a real word. So — Enjoy :
Wait; You might have probably seen these somewhere else — Oh Yeah!! — Not on Howwe Entertainment, so s——k it up and read on.
The Proverbs
1. When a man is stung by a bee, he does not destroy all beehives (Kenya)
2. The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem (Ethiopia)
3. A short man is not a boy (Nigeria)
4. No matter how hot your anger is, it cannot cook yams (Nigeria)
5. It requires a lot of carefullness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum (Ghana)
6. If the throat can grant passage to a knife, the anus should wonder how to expel it (Seychelles)
7. The frown on the face of the goat will not stop it from being taken to the market (Nigeria)
8. An old lady feels uneasy when dry bones are mentioned in a proverb (Ghana)
9. The same sun that melts the wax, hardens the clay (Niger)
10. If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there (Uganda)
11. There is no virgin in a maternity ward (Cameroon)
12. A child can play with its mother's breasts, but not its father's testicles (Guinea)
13. He who goes to sleep with an itching anus wakes up with smelly fingers (Nigeria)
Meanings :
No_1 means When some girl / boy hurts you, you don't hate the whole family
No_2 means The man who marries a beautiful woman will always be insecure because he thinks some one may steal her, well as a farmer will also be insecure that his corn maybe stolen
No_3 A man wheather short or tall, black or white, will always remain a man and a head in Africa
No_4 It means one can never have the anger that is burning to cause fire, it will one time cool down
No_5 means You need to be carefull before hurting some one because you may hurt yourself as well
No_6 When you get into a problem at first you should be able know how you will solve it
No_7 some ones disability is not his/her inability, they can still do wonders you can't imagine
No_8 people don't feel confantable when some one is taking about something that is touching there hearts forexample there dirty past
No_9 the same problems that make you cry will one time inspire you to be some one
No_10 means no matter which pass you take in life, it will take you to victory one day
No_11 means when something happen there is always a cause of it, forexample very one who is pregnant must have had intercouse some day
No_12 you can't engage yourself in something that is extrimely dangerous like your dads testes where do you even start but the mom's breast is less dangerous and you know it gives you milk to feed on
No_13 means if you don something dirty know that at one point the truth will come out.
