Someone made a Joke of Agatha Loswash in our news room that if you squeezed Loswash’s bums, you can get 20 jerry cans of black label Liquor!! Mbu Loswash can really booze like a straw!
However, we didn’t know that even his bonkmate Sam Akatuhumuza was just in the same thinking. Sam, the owner of Gangnam bar is complaining Agatha Loswash’s levels of drinking! Sam was overheard jazzing friends of how Loswash drinks more than a straw. Babe can drink- she just thinks of black label every time.
Photo: Sam Akatuhumuza
A close source at the bar has told us
He is not making any profits, Agatha and friends come and host drink ups consume Liquor of close to 2M shillings every week on her lover’s bill. Am worried if I will handle operational costs.
We have been reliably told that Sam is now looking for a person to buy shares into the joint to keep it running or worse still shift the bar to another area code whose rent is more pocket friendly.
