Jackie Chandiru is a Scarecrow -- Mary Luswata

Gossip goddess Mary Luswata has called singer Jackie Chandiru the worlds most scary thing that you can't imagine waking up to.

Jackie Chandiru is a Scarecrow -- Mary Luswata
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Hold on to your hats my peeps; This one's a biggie. Wait: Visit the Link below if you haven't yet, so you will know where it all started.
Then we can gossip about what happened last night.

Read : 'Jackie Chandiru' calls 'Mary Luswata' A "Total Waste Of A Mothers Labour Pain".

That my friends, is where all the feud became more hostile.

Gossip goddess Mary Luswata (now Uganda's Simon Cowell) has been haunting celebrities in Uganda on her Urban TV show 'Scoop on Scoop', at least you know about that.

BUT yesterday was the day this went too far than I thought it would.

Now 'Jackie Chandiru' is scarecrow? Oh, The famous Ugandan queen of Gossip according to "THE BEAT" Magazine, Mary Luswata thinks so. She thinks Jackie is the scariest thing -- hay-man -- mothers will use for a story to drive their kids into washing their faces in the morning.

Some say that Mary Luswata's mouth has been itching her since she dropped out of college at MUK where she was perusing Bsc.in Tourism and that now she gets to gossip like a chatterbox on her show.

This started 3 days ago when we posted about how Irene Namubiru's face gives people creeps when she has no make on. This post went viral and made stories on Radio and Tv stations, it certainly wouldn't skip the best gossip show on TV right now, 'Scoop on Scoop'.

Also Read : This 'Iryn Namubiru' Pic Without Makeup Will Give you the Creeps

Irene Namubiru, yes, she doesn't look good without make up but she is my role model. I like her style -- Mary Luswata confessed.

Hold it right there, the next line will take the wind out of your sails...

But look at Jackie Chandiru. Imagine her face just from bed. She will look like what mothers tell their kids to scare them off and drive them into
washing their faces in the morning.
The story you tell you kids to keep them scared of dark places. -- Luswata continued

Mary Luswata and Jackie ChandiruI know -- you're thinking like what the &**! is this $#!!. You thought Luswata was an angel? Here is how they both look like with a little makeup though.


This is the conversation we imagined between a mother and her small kid.

Mother : Wake up and wash your face…..
Kid : No mummy, leave me alone….
Mother : Come sweetie buubu, you come wash yo face and eat breakfast…..
Kid : aaarrr… I will come leave my bread on the table….
Mother : Hey!! Ok lemi go bring Jackie Chandiru to eat you since y…..
Kid : Mummy no no no….. don’t please … that “animal” .. it will eat me up….aaarrrrhhh… wouaaa wouaaa wu wu wouaaaaaaaaaa ….(Crying and running to wash the face)

Apparently Luswata has the biggest - fat mouth in the media right now and if you want to go against her, you need a vuvuzela or something of the sort.


Do you think this is right for her to say such words to these celebrities or she should stop being such a blabbermouth? Leave your comment below ...


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