Dust Off — Dj Nimord vs. Dj Roja, Who’s Better?

This is going to be an amazing episode of the Death match, grab a cup of tea stretch your limbs and laugh as these two characters get unwrapped.

Dust Off —  Dj Nimord vs. Dj Roja, Who’s Better?
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This is going to be an amazing episode of the Death match, grab a cup of tea stretch your limbs and laugh as these two characters get unwrapped. Dj Roja real names Kitaka Rogers plays along with partner Slick Stuart and has maintained high momentum ever since the two teamed up. The midget height deejay plays on After 5 show on NBS, Dinner lounge in Bugolobi, Laftaz lounge among many others. On the other hand Dj Nimord Aka Nabeeta Nimrod is a city dick hawker known for his contemporary voice on Kansanga based Galaxy FM and also spins at Club Amnesia.

The Looks

Hahaha, please someone must not just shut up but must forget about good looks. Deejay Roja must be taken to Swamps to act as a scare craw against birds, the disc spinner is a true definition of short as in "down to earth" people and like this is not enough he has compact muscles like that Mr. Picfare guy on books accompanied with un combed hair all the time. But why are we talking about him even.

On the other hand, Dj Nimrod should be taken to feature in those commercial adverts of 'Mwaana mujimu’; Daily blue band is daily growth. The chubby deejay looks awesomely healthy of good height and a little light skinned. His the type you can take home and the parents will gladly say our daughter this is our man.

   Dj Neemrod 86%   Dj Roja 14%

Who is the ladies wine?

When it comes to who attracts ladies more, one has graduated as a dick hawker while about the other still acts virgin. Galaxy FM's deejay Nimrod’s a true definition of a sex machine that can't let a girl pass by him, this is evident with the chain of girls he has made appearances with and some of whom he gets from his Mid-morning love show. The chubby deejay has a fox appetite for the forbidden fruit and his Galaxy FM branded Super custom van has been spotted at every single hostel in Kampala but very often at Nana hostels of Nakawa. However, he prefers bonking low end girls and never ends up with girls that have profile.

On the other hand, Dj Roja hahahah (i don’t want to laugh)he behaves like a virgin and has never been seen with any girl in public he actually fears women and its always his peers doing the messenger job for him, he however 'eats' his whatsapp group chics and some of those campusers that hang around Laftaz with no transport back home he basically feats on left overs.

   Dj Nimord 75% Dj Roja 25 %( for at least having something)

Love for machines

Of course what can deejays own, they both have mac book laptops which they use to spin the music, a smart phone and a pair of deodorants however DJ Nimrod cruises around in a company Super custom van which frequently runs out of fuel and gets impounded after a heavy night of Kawunyemu deployment. Dj Roja had a premio that he used to drive around in but was stolen during one of those crazy nights as he had gone to play at Club one Mukono and since then the midget heightened deejay has been singing Apass' Tuli Kubigere single.

    Dj Roja scores 65% at least he owned something of his sweat, Dj Nimrod is a 'woman' and hooks 35%

Command from the public

These two have a huge command from the public and there is a small clear cut difference. Deejay Nimrod has an advantage of being a radio personality and with this he speaks to millions of listeners out there and also doubles as a resident deejay at club Amnesia, this mileage is very big. He has also held his annual Singles beach party twice at Lido beach that has seen remarkable attendance. On the other hand, Dj Roja deejays on Nbs Aftee 5 show but doesn't speak so he is shadowed by the host Mc Kats, also plays at Centenary park based Lafatz lounge and a number of small suburb clubs. On a lighter side Dj Roja and his comrade slick Stuart have also attracted mammoth crowds at their annual Mix tape party.

   Close tie here but Dj Nimrod scores 52% and Dj Roja goes with 48%

Education

When it comes to books these two have tried though they are still lame, look Kitaka Rogers alias Dj Roja studied from some rural institute in Mbale where he crowned with a diploma in Refrigerator engineering and air conditioning you can imagine while Dj Nimrod is a more experienced student than most deejays, he went Multitech Business School for a diploma in Business Administration and later Aptech Computer Education, where he did a diploma in Computer Science.

     Dj nimrod scores 71% has way to many qualifications for deejay Roja goes for 29%

Expert on the machines

Who knows how to play with the turntables? Well, this is critical, Dj Nimrod just plays 'fwaa'(anyhow) he totally doesn't have discipline on the decks. He doesn't display any skills let me say scratches while on the other hand deejay Roger is a blessing of skills and has been in numerous competitions for this has kept him to the game .

    Deejay Nimrod 41% Deejay Roja 59%

Sense Of Fashion

Ohh my deejay Nimrod kindly shut up because when it comes to fashion you’re a best description of Father Christmas i mean same clothes everywhere. The chubby deejay doesn't have discipline of fashion and you will spot him on a series of different event nature stack in the customized Nimrod T-shirts or Galaxy FM ones and more so looks like feathers to him while deejay Roger is not the better option but tries a lot he will at least dress to kill before going for after 5 show though he needs to work on his hair style as well.

    Dj Nimrod 25 % and Dj Roja scores 75%

Queens’s language

Dj loja sorry Roja is a true description of elementary education product, the kind of English that pops out of the midget will have you diagnosed with diarrhea as he can't speak with minimum delay each word out of him is calculated. Perfectly Dj Nimrod is a product of people who had full fees payment at the beginning of the term. He is so eloquent and throws lines like its his mother tongue and it’s no doubt he dates some campus girls.

   Dj Nimrod 82% Dj Roja 18%

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