Porn Website Offers Duchess Meghan a New Job

YouPorn Vice President Charlie Hughes wrote in an open letter to Meghan: “Congratulations on your recent move!

Porn Website Offers Duchess Meghan a New Job
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The Duchess of Sussex has been offered a job by YouPorn

The former actress – who was known as Meghan Markle before her marriage to Prince Harry – and her spouse announced last week they plan to take a step back from senior royal duties and want to work to become “financially independent”.

To set the couple on their way, the online adult platform would like to appoint the ex-Suits star as Director of Special Initiatives to help with YouPorn’s ‘philanthropic’ work.

YouPorn Vice President Charlie Hughes wrote in an open letter to Meghan: “Congratulations on your recent move!

“At YouPorn, we have been following the news of MEGXIT closely and we applaud your efforts to create your own life outside of the royal palace

“We know you will have lots of well-deserved interesting opportunities presented to you but we would like to offer you the unique position of Director of Special Initiatives to aid with YouPorn’s philanthropic endeavours.”

The company explained that they were interested in hiring the duchess – who has an eight-month-old son Archie with her spouse – because she can find “creative solutions” even “in the face of outdated policies and ways of thinking” so can help when they come up against judgement from other businesses.

The letter continued: “At YouPorn we are always looking for ways to give back but face the challenge of judgement from companies and organisations that do not accept funding from our industry.

“You have proven to be someone that comes up with creative solutions and interesting ways to help make the world a better place, even in the face of outdated policies and ways of thinking.

“For this reason, you are a perfect fit for the position!”

YouPorn wants Meghan to create a strategy for philanthropic and sustainable efforts across the whole company.

The letter explained: “Below we have outlined special duties of the position that hopefully pique your interest, upon request we will be happy to provide you with the complete job outline.

“Form and lead an internal, cross-departmental committee that will help shape and initially oversee the launch of philanthropic efforts by YouPorn.

“Research and plan philanthropic efforts that would be a fit for YouPorn.

“Secure and leverage senior-level commitment and support for integrating sustainable development into core processes and decision making.

“Lead the formulation of YouPorn’s long-term sustainability vision, mission and operating principles, and lead the development of a high-level strategy to support them.

“We look forward to hearing back from you and having you join our YouPorn family.”

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