Top 10 Sexiest Babe Figures And Curves In Kenyan Entertainment

Kenya has some very sexy lasses and ladies in her fledgling entertainment and media circles. You know the type that make you switch on the telly to catch some news? Those are the ones I am talking about. For just a minute, #TeamAthletic will have to take a sit. #TeamAnorexic been warming the bench so i shall not talk about them.

And before we start, there is a huge misunderstanding about just who makes the cut. My friends Fox and Jeff think this "thick" tag means you have loose flesh hugging your frame. no! God's Chosen Blogger, the Pope of Pissing Off People, has standards! I do not allow fat people -yes, I said fat (never understood why fear surrounds this adjective) on the list.

This list is a celebration of women who have had children but manage through hardwork and sheer force of will to maintain their figures and curves. This is a celebration of the African female form for all those that appreciate African women. No fat figures, no flimsy frames!

And the 10 who made the list are:

#10. Linda Ogutu

Aye she got a lass but the figure we remember her for made it to the list. I hope this will not be a case of "Ghost Of Figures Past".

#9. Sheila Mwanyigah

This lady has been holding it down for quite a while and she's still got it like an 8 month pregnant lass!

#8. Corazon

If you gimme, I go knak am

I knak? I no talk am!

#7. Avril

Pity she has a taste for South African cooking! That figure? Heh! It makes sense. No questions asked! And if there are any, the answer is Avril's figure! Who is the hottest singer? Avril's figure! Who did God's Chosen Blogger turn to for inspiration? Avril's figure.

#6. Sarah Hassan

I wouldn't spend money dating this fine lass, I'd bankrupt my Company! Then create that Goldnberg, Anglo Leasing type of business and send Kenya right to the brink of bankruptcy. Why? Because that form? That form has my *eh henn* feeling possessed! I'm doing backflips et al!

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#5. Grace Msalame

Ha! This one? This one now is too fine! The lady has two daughters but you could nary tell could you? And that figure? Does it not lead for days?

#4. Vera Sidika

When it comes to raw, pulpating sex appeal, when it comes to a complete African female form, Vera takes the cake!

#3. Mumbi Maina

Class meets sex appeal. What can I say about this talented actor? How about the fact that she oozes sex appeal? Pity she tries to keep it hidden! This lass in a word is has me thinking lascivious thoughts!

#2. Julie Gichuru

Why is she in this list? Because she has 4 sons and still looks good enough to be considered as a side (something like salad)! Her husband is unbelievably lucky! And if he doesn't appreciate this fine female form, God's Chosen Blogger might just...