9 THINGS You Should NOT Do In The BAR

There’s a lot of things you shouldn’t do in a bar or club including shitting your pants (due to intense fear of approaching women), peeling the label of your beer bottle (to keep yourself busy), making out with trannies (Yes, I see some guys do this), and telling the bar tender how f*cked your life is. These things are obvious, don’t they? Some things are not so obvious, and even they are, most guys violate them.a

Buying colorful cocktails for girls you just met in a bar/club = buying her approval. Even though it’s not your intention, you subconsciously communicate to a girl that you’re not good enough so you need to over compensate …buy her a drink. I’ve seen guys who actually doing great with a girl and the moment the guy buy a girl a stupid martini, she lost interest. Yes, it also happened to me.

 

Generosity is universally attractive but if you’re not naturally generous and don’t know how to do it in a smooth and non-creepy way, don’t do it.

 

 

Yes, I’m becoming Mr. Particular here but holding drinks in front of your chest subconsciously conveys that you’re an insecure guy. That body language tells people that you’re “closed” – you have a high level of defense (a persona), you’re afraid to be judged by other people, and you’re not comfortable on your own skin.

 

Insecurity is universally unattractive and the body language you’re portraying if you hold a beer in front of your chest tells the world that you’re a whinny little b*tch. Don’t do it.

 

 

Having a strong eye contact is essential in your repertoire in attracting women but eyeing a girl for too long is just creepy. It makes the girl uncomfortable and wanting to call 911.
 

Keep your initial eye contact (as a form of pre-approach) brief but powerful – just she know that you exist… then approach.

Don’t believe what you see your favorite chick flicks, don’t stare at her for too long. It’s not MMA stare down. Don’t do it.

 

 

If you see a beautiful girl and you think you should talk to her, then approach her and say Hi. Don’t circle around her like a hyena just waiting for a perfect moment to attack. Bars or clubs is not safari, don’t act like a predator. You’ll creep out the girl. Not only will she think that you want to steal her Louis Vuitton, but also a serial rapist-slash-killer.

 

Circling around a girl is cute at first. After 5 minutes, she’ll think you’re a psychopath. Don’t do it.

 

 

Here’s a cliché: analysis paralysis. If you overthink your approach (what you will say to a girl…pick up line or something), your mind will give you doubts and fears. What will I say if she said this? What will I do if she does that? What will I do to not get rejected? Those questions of uncertainty will paralyze you. Next thing you know, your best chance of love (or sex) is talking to a different guy and you’ll end up with a belt around your neck, masturbating in your grandma’s basement.

Don’t cloud your mind with unnecessary thoughts. Just approach her. The enemy of action is thinking. Don’t do it.

 

 

Getting girls in bars and clubs is not a boxing match. Don’t expect a girl to miraculously fall into your dick by giving mean looks like you’re a badass or something. If you look intimidating, she’ll see you as a threat and she’ll guard herself. She’ll be shielded when you approach or talk to her…or she’ll probably run away before you come close.

 

Smile. Have a fun and a light vibe. You’re in a club to have fun. It’s called game but it doesn’t mean you should show her your game face. Don’t do it.

 

 

You’re not a buffoon trying to make people laugh. If you dance like a tool, obviously, you’ll get attention but you won’t get laid.

Dance not to impress but to seduce. Your goal is to establish connection with a girl; you won’t establish it by doing your creepy creep walk. Don’t do it.

 

 

You’re not a homeless person wandering around looking for food. Don’t look like a lost puppy. People sense if you don’t know what you’re doing; it manifests in your body language; its f*cking ridiculous. If you look lost in a bar or club, you look like you don’t belong there…an outcast.

 

Act with confidence and conviction when you’re in a bar or club. You know what you’re doing. You’re self-assured. Don’t be the “awkward guy from last night”. Don’t do it.

 

 

The reason I don’t know how to drive is because I’m always drunk.

Being dead is not cool. There’s no beer in hell and if they do, it’s probably not cold.  Don’t do it.