Meet Kampala Artist/ Musicians Who Can’t Dance

Some jump on top of tables, others just dress naked and show off their private parts as they perform.

Meet Kampala Artist/ Musicians Who Can’t Dance
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In Uganda, we have all sorts of artists. We have musicians, painters and comedians.

Today, we take a close look at some top Ugandan musicians who can compose, write and produce music but can’t dance. When they are on stage, they just jump up and down. 

Some jump on top of tables, others just dress naked and show off their private parts as they perform.

Bebe Cool

Who has ever seen Bebe Cool dance? This guy has fooled Ugandans for all his life. Whenever he is on stage in Zuena’s jeans, he puts off his shirt and starts to jump around the stage. He simply makes noise and urges his diehards raise their hands.

 When he is heated up, he will jump on tables. He doesn’t know how to dance but he can sing.

Ronald Mayinja

Mayinja is a very funny chap. When on stage, you will never see him make a dance move. He will keep tapping his right foot as he holds the mic.  Then in the middle of the performance, he will either kneel or just spread his arms wide as he sings.

Rema

Rema loves hiding her body in long dresses and when on stage, she carries herself as a queen. She will hold her microphone and start moving around as her dimples do the work. She doesn’t know how to dance. In some videos, 

she has a habit of being surrounded by girls as they lift her up when singing. Being lifted up by queen dancers is how far Rema can go while dancing.

Dr Jose Chameleone

Chameleon comes on this list because of the way he conducts himself on stage. He has a funny way of dancing. He will run all over the stage as he orders people to sing along and wave whatever they are holding. He will never be in one place or pull off a killer dance stroke. 

Sometimes he will jump and fall onto the fans who normally carry him shouting on top of their voices.

Mathias Walukaga

Ha! Mathias Mathias!! How can we describe you? You are just annoying when on stage. You think just because you sing only Kadongo Kamu songs, fans don’t want to see you dance? Hell no! Go on stage and dance.

Stecia Mayanja

Bummy Stecia is the queen of tantrums.  She just wiggles her booty on stage to the excitement of the revellers. Then, in the middle of her performance, she starts abusing people who call her husband a conman.

Catherine Kusasira

She is too heavy to dance. Actually, she is appearing on this list because of the way she wiggles her waist. She struggles with her weight when performing.

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